Gas Cans SUCK!!!

[Zonga]

Sure sure, like I'll have nothing better to do than look for old gas cans. How much are they worth to you? heh heh heh

[Ironsmith]

Yea, more or less. You see that's the thing, it looked alot like a fish on the beach a few days into the hot sun long after the bloat went bang the whole thing deflates and dries up.

Sort of a love you long time thing with no happy ending.

[Ironsmith]

Are these the cans that you have to use one hand to hold the spout still, the other one to squeeze the safety valve open, and then call your neighbor to come over and tip the can so you can pour the gas into another contain that is actually pour friendly?

Yea, one of those. You see where there's a buck to be made offering retrofits?

[Mr. T]

Are these the cans that you have to use one hand to hold the spout still, the other one to squeeze the safety valve open, and then call your neighbor to come over and tip the can so you can pour the gas into another contain that is actually pour friendly?

It sounds like whoever designed the spout was poor on inteligence. The tard probably couldn't find his way out of a broom closet.

[Mr. T]

Yea, one of those. You see where there's a buck to be made offering retrofits?

All we have to do is get em made in China and we will be exempt from epa laws and regulations and all of the other $$$$.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Yea, one of those. You see where there's a buck to be made offering retrofits?

Easy enough to fix, if you have a drill, large enough bit, and an old t-shirt that can double as a gas cap.

[Ironsmith]

Why the fugg cant we make that on a boat 25 miles offshore and save a fortune on freight costs? Besides we can run gaming tables and prostitutes and make a buck three ways on the deal.

[Mr. T]

Sounds like a winner, you have the boat ill go grab the hoes

[Aaron Burr]

They don't make metal cans with a screw top nozzle anymore? What fuggin Yurropeon principality do you all live in?

Also:

"If you come across any WWII collectibles LMK, I love that sort of thing."

I just inherited four USN signal flags liberated from Mare island in 1943. Together they spell out T.G.I.F.

[Ironsmith]

Go and have a look at what they peddle for gas cans these days at any retailer. You wont be pleased...