I have come here seeking Aaron Burr.

[Ironsmith]

Meat clever to the base of the spine does a pretty good job as well.

Um, geez this shine has me in full retard mode. That, or for the life of me I cant figure out how a meat cleaver to the spine is relevant to this particular thread?

No doubt it's an effective means at taking a mofo out...

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Ties back to the cash bribes, we got to find some way to cut expenses so we can save enough doe to be able to put on the hobo parade for the youngin's at the annual picnic.

[Ironsmith]

I was just gonna swing by the local Democratic HQ, bum rush some of them into the back of the truck and beat the sh!t out of them before we got back to make em look scuzzy and homeless. I figured we can let the kids beat them with sticks and the water hose to motivate them a little.

[Zonga]

No wait, we're supposed to have the LA Kings modeling swimsuits this year. We'll get them to do a few slap shots for the kids.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Ok, we're getting full on event ideas. So we have at least 2 parade type events belittling either the homeless or brainless, the amish triathlon (who can church a gallon of butter, build a build a barn, and grown a beard at least a foot in length), and the endangered species shoot. If Zonga gets the LA King swimsuit show then we might have to look towards getting some sponsorship cash flow. I think Hooters would make a great sponsor.

[Aaron Burr]

6 weeks because insurgencies...or stabilizing a government takes about that long.

I really should figure out which side I'm on before I get on the plane. Not knowing stuff like that can make dinner conversations a bit awkward.

[Zonga]

Ok, we're getting full on event ideas. So we have at least 2 parade type events belittling either the homeless or brainless, the amish triathlon (who can church a gallon of butter, build a build a barn, and grown a beard at least a foot in length), and the endangered species shoot. If Zonga gets the LA King swimsuit show then we might have to look towards getting some sponsorship cash flow. I think Hooters would make a great sponsor.

Well the LA Kings. I think you should pitch it as a wet t-shirt pool party with the 2012 Stanley Cup winner. With that the Head Hooter will sign the dotted line.

[Uncle Al]

For a rousing event, how about an Evil Conservative Drill Team parading through the streets to America the Beautiful, doing fancy marching maneuvers, twirling our Evil Conservative Assault Weapons, and shooting anybody living in a cardboard box and all who look like they might have an EBT card on 'em?

[Mr. T]

I'm with SORR, the ideal of having a endangered species shoot gets me up in the morning.

[Ironsmith]

For a rousing event, how about an Evil Conservative Drill Team parading through the streets to America the Beautiful, doing fancy marching maneuvers, twirling our Evil Conservative Assault Weapons, and shooting anybody living in a cardboard box and all who look like they might have an EBT card on 'em?

This. Did you hear that people? The baby Jesus just cried.