I have come here seeking Aaron Burr.

[Frank Turkelton]

I am sure Nebraska Walker Jones is adorable. I would have sent my congrats sooner had I heard of the blessed event.
I was forwarded neither birth or conception videos so I had no idea.
So Congratulations Aaron Burr on the birth of your daughter.
Heres to you, Nebraska Walker Jones!

[tanker1983]

"Men were fired,rehired,fired and eventually mocked mercilessly.
Petitions were burned.
Lanyards were sold.
I was proud to fight alongside him."

No truer sentiment has ever been spoken.
Best wishes for the lovely Nebraska!

[Frosteetoes]

All hail the unstoppable might of Frank Turkleton.

Yes, it is true internet wanderer. I did help smash peoples lives, reputations and political careers. It was I that sent the state of Wisconsin, the DNC and several public unions into a months long panic attack. I am the one who has caused more suicides than a midnight showing of Eraserhead.

Since then I have been busy shipping weapons overseas. Whether to support some legitimate government or an insurgency, I'm not sure. It's really not my job to care. The point is, all that came to a screeching halt due to the birth of my daughter, the future president of these United States, Nebraska Jones.

Please send my regards to the lost tribes of the internets and assure them that I may or may not return in 6 weeks.

That totally depends on how many come by to say hello.

In the interim, I hope all goes well for you my friend. Just remember, if you ever need help with voter fraud, ballot box stuffing, and/or politically orientated 'contract work', you know where to find me.

Love,

Aaron

Mr. Burr,

Congratulations on your new baby. Please post pictures of her.

p.s. Some folks are trying to join this group but seem to be having difficulty setting up an account.

[Ironsmith]

Mr. Burr,

Congratulations on your new baby. Please post pictures of her.

p.s. Some folks are trying to join this group but seem to be having difficulty setting up an account.

Oh great, a whole new truckload of lazy bastards to decimate the all you can eat endangered species snack bar at the clubhouse?

Fine, look if you know anyone in particular shoot me their log in/user name and I'll see if Burr can get them the keys to the city. Until then might I suggest they knock off a liquor store and drink heavily until further technical issues get resolved?

Mugging the poor at bus stops and public transportation depots is a productive way to pass the time as well.

[Mr. T]

Mr. Burr,

Congratulations on your new baby. Please post pictures of her.

p.s. Some folks are trying to join this group but seem to be having difficulty setting up an account.

I have has some friends tell me the same thing on setting up an account. I told them they have to have the right of passage and if they can pass the test then they will be allowed to join.

They have to successfully prank a liberal.

[Ironsmith]

Ugh, T if you know their user names forward it on to Burr and he can get them the keys to the city.

[Aaron Burr]

O.K.....look....about registering here. I know it's tough. I'll try to make it simpler. But here are some tips for registering.

1. Pick a decent name. If I don't like it, you're getting erased.
2. Don't use a bunch of numbers in your name. If you do, I'll think you're a spam bot...and you'll be erased.
3. Post something after joining. If you don't, I'll assume you're a spam bot. And you'll be erased.
4. Send me an email. superaaronburr@gmail.com That way I'll know you're not a spam bot and I'll be less likely to erase you.

Go on, give it a whirl. I'm in a tolerably decent mood today and will only likely erase half of you.

[Ironsmith]

Oh thank god, for a minute I thought you were actually going to let new members in. You know what happens to the burbs when they let the city folk in...

There goes the neighborhood! Besides it's to much work to get these new lazy bastards to get out of bed and steal for the cause these days.

[Frosteetoes]

Ok, I shared this info.