Or, the things that get people's attention or maybe even a visit from the cops. Some of you did military time, some not so much. Whatever, I know humping a rifle and walking long distances isn't even remotely part of some members game plans here.
But you all know what grenades are, right? Visually they are evil looking, some of them -especially the old school "pineapple" grenade really have a unique and recognizable shape and texture. So you (anyone) can buy these things "de-milled" meaning on the bottom side they cut it out so it cant hold powder and the priming fuse is removed from the handle fixture.
But, it's all still there right up to and including the pin in the handle assembly. Yea, they make really cool paper weights and gun show door prizes but you have to see your way out of the box to really have fun with these things. See them here:http://store.gijoesarmystore.com/dem...e-grenade.html
It's an election year people, and I guarantee that if it's physically possible for someone to make their way to your front door, your going to get a knock (or hundreds of them) from Lord Zero's campaign trolls. This is where the de-milled pineapple grenade comes in handy!
Simply produce grenade, proclaim fuggal and pull the pin and roll it out on the porch. Said campaign troll(s) are going to howl in sheer fanatical lunacy and fear whilst unassing themselves from your property.
Yes, I have personally done this and I can attest to having the best laugh of my life at the expense of some random brainwashed liberal.
ON EDIT -Simply re-insert the pin and place in a handy location for future use after having said laugh. Thank you, that is all.