Man, I need to get back to this place. I pretty much forgot about it. Not to fear though, I'll just stick a video here, no one will know the difference.
Man, I need to get back to this place. I pretty much forgot about it. Not to fear though, I'll just stick a video here, no one will know the difference.
That was special.
I think I saw a clip of my grandmother there. It showed her working in a slaughter house.
I enjoy watching historical moving pictures of the Russian revolution. That being said, what was I watching in the above video?
1. You were watching your American ancestors live out their lives in a poignant and moving juxtoposition of film clips and classically American composed music.
2. You were watching me stall for time by slapping some random junk on the front page in between diaper changes.
3. You were watching this all in your head. None of this is real.
4. You were watching this because the youporn server is down.
I dunno', but I'm leaning towards number 4.
It's a disinterested readership at best these days, number four for the Win.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Well, it's a disenterestedly demanding readership. 90 percent will simply cruise by the front page to see if there is a new picture to chuckle over. Perhaps a few more might read past the headline if they know ahead of time that the artcle will be full of jokes. The remainder simply seeth at the mere sight of my avatar and grind their teeth while reading each and every word I write with dread hope in their wihered souls that I may or may not mention them by name.
Then you got your spam bots, porn bots and FedGov tracking bots that record and file away everything scribbled down here...by anyone. For some obscure pupose. One which I am sure is completely benevolent and harmless.
Basically what I'm saying is that I need to update the front page with some snappy new art.
Gotta' keep the porn bots happy.
Porn bots, really? So like can you capture and keep those in the basement to?
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
gotta be #2, it's the only answer that makes sense with the 11 o'clock feeding, burping, nappy change and cuddles.
#3 is most likely since I started drinking again.Originally Posted by Aaron Burr
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