So I take it that flamethrowers have been ruled out for this years hunt?
Start the video about a minute in....
Do you smell it yet?
Go ahead and shoot.
Don't shoot. He's a living being, man.
Shoot lot's. Bigfoots' a jerk.
The fact that you haven't gotten him yet may mean something.
The fact that you haven't gotten him yet means that statistically, this is the year.
How come you never go fishing?
Death to all carbon based life forms.
Use a dumpster as a crock pot.
Anything to avoid those bastard leprechauns, eh?
So I take it that flamethrowers have been ruled out for this years hunt?
Start the video about a minute in....
Do you smell it yet?
Woulda been funnier if you'd said GHOULIAN logic.Originally Posted by Aaron Burr
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Shame about leaving out the flame throwers.
>sniff<
Agreed, I mean why not add the appropriate blend of seasonings and just get it over with?
Look the point is it takes what seems forever to properly cook a Bigfoot, and a flamethrower can get that job done in a fraction of the time.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Nothing better than flame cooked BigFoot.
But, you'll want to skin the feet and use them for soup. Like chicken feet, they make the best soup.
I prefer heart cooked medium-well, liver medium-rare, and steaks and chops rare. Killing Bigfoot with a flamethrower gets that backwards
I think we should cram the flamethrower down his throat, though that may prove to be difficult if he's not dead or at least comatose at that point.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Oh what a great idea! Burr will hold him down and I'll pay a midget to stuff the flamethrower into his gullet. Now all we need is a golf cart and a Stanley cup for the photo ops.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Yea! And a couple of ice girls will really dress up the photo ops!
Ice girls? Look, is it really worth the risk of jeopardizing their virtue putting them that close to a savage beast?
And no, it's not the bigfoot I'm worried about.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
HA HA!
Those girls have hockey sticks and they know how to use 'em.
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