Burr would love nothing more than to get thrown a beating from the ice girls and their sticks. That's just how he rolls...
Go ahead and shoot.
Don't shoot. He's a living being, man.
Shoot lot's. Bigfoots' a jerk.
The fact that you haven't gotten him yet may mean something.
The fact that you haven't gotten him yet means that statistically, this is the year.
How come you never go fishing?
Death to all carbon based life forms.
Use a dumpster as a crock pot.
Anything to avoid those bastard leprechauns, eh?
Burr would love nothing more than to get thrown a beating from the ice girls and their sticks. That's just how he rolls...
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
It is imperative that this hairy beast needs to go, it has been hanging around for decades plotting and associating with the enemy
I knew that timber monkey had Nazi ties! Every time we rolled by the corner deli he was always getting worked up about them stealing peoples money and spouting off with anti Semitic insults and singing "Throw the Jew down the well". I guess they missed him at Nuremberg?
You heard it first here people, Bigfoot is an anti Semitic racist!
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
He looks like the mascot for the Bruins.
Pontius Pilate's mama was a Sasquatch.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
These monkeys may have evolved. It looks to me like it may be the albino big foot.Originally Posted by Zonga
OK so hunt him down. The pelt will make a nice rug.
If we spot any albino types we need to use a less lethal weapon than the flame thrower so we do not detroy the pelt.
I don't believe Zonga wants a smoldering rug in her den.
I hope I'm not being too selfish by ruining our flame thrower fun.
I wonder if the Hooters Girls/Ice Girls, LA Kings, wet t-shirt pool party, with an exploding pony, will make up for it.
Back off people, I get to murder the fuggin Pony this year. It's my turn to kill that Pony!!!
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
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