Should we offer free pony rides for all the queers? That should be some added entertainment. Plus we can practice with the flame thrower on these marshmallows.
Go ahead and shoot.
Don't shoot. He's a living being, man.
Shoot lot's. Bigfoots' a jerk.
The fact that you haven't gotten him yet may mean something.
The fact that you haven't gotten him yet means that statistically, this is the year.
How come you never go fishing?
Death to all carbon based life forms.
Use a dumpster as a crock pot.
Anything to avoid those bastard leprechauns, eh?
Should we offer free pony rides for all the queers? That should be some added entertainment. Plus we can practice with the flame thrower on these marshmallows.
I hope I'm correct in assuming you mean that we strap down the homosexuals and let the ponies ride them? That would indeed be entertaining, especially for the EC kiddie chapter.Originally Posted by Mr. T
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
EC Hall of Fame material right there. Front row parking spot for life goes to Uncle Al.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Thank you, thank you! But I've got that parking spot anyway with my counterfeit handicap placard.
Hey! Now there's another money-making idea - those things are fairly easy to fake.
Edit: Nah, not enough loot in that. It is cheap and easy to bribe most doctors to give you the paperwork to get a legit one from the DMV.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
I'm rapidly losing my patience with all these non bigfoot related shenanigans.
Look, Killing Bigfoot is totally on you bro. I mean I just hung out and partied with the guy way back when, I wasn't gay for blowing his brains out until after he stole my riding mower and beat the crap out of the guy at the liquor store.
But whatever, were still waiting for Bigfoot's head. In the meantime I cant wait to get my hands on that Pony...
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Happy huntin'. Here's a tip, don't aim for the heart or brain. Rumor has it that both are too small to hit, even for experienced marksmen.
I guess that leaves the spleen as the largest vital organ.
Spleens aren't usually vital, and so usually not a good kill shot, but I believe it's both huge and essential to this quarry's very existence.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
No, wait, so the hunt is moving to the ghetto?Happy huntin'. Here's a tip, don't aim for the heart or brain. Rumor has it that both are too small to hit, even for experienced marksmen.
Are their any ponies in the Ghetto we (I) can hunt? Let's just all pile in the golf carts and head on down to the bad side of town with lots of guns.
I'll have some food and entertainment brought in for the hunt. With any luck Burr will mount bigfoots head on the wall and I can bag that Pony.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks