Go ahead and shoot.
Don't shoot. He's a living being, man.
Shoot lot's. Bigfoots' a jerk.
The fact that you haven't gotten him yet may mean something.
The fact that you haven't gotten him yet means that statistically, this is the year.
How come you never go fishing?
Death to all carbon based life forms.
Use a dumpster as a crock pot.
Anything to avoid those bastard leprechauns, eh?
When did the women from Pittsburgh and Cleveland start selling their pit hairs to fur coat manufacturers?Originally Posted by Zonga
Getting my lifelong weight struggle under control has come from a process of treating myself as well as I treat others in every way.
Ophra Winfrey
See, she has already treated herself to a BigFoot coat.
News Alert! Bigfoot killed in Montana!
Well, sorta.
A man dressed in a military-style “Ghillie suit” who was attempting to provoke a Bigfoot sighting was struck by two vehicles and killed on U.S. 93 South of Kalispell Sunday night.
“He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider said. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.”
The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell.
Schneider said Tenley’s motivations were ascertained during interviews with friends who were not in the immediate area but were nearby when the man was struck at about 10:30 p.m.
“Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider said.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
This is pretty sad.
I mean that I never thought of simply running Bigfoot down before.
Apparently it's effective.
Think I might have found your problem, the hairy bastard's in PA throwing rocks at Winnebagos.
Link
Guess the walking hairball doesn't think much of Dodge.
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