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    Chick-fil-A

    Tasty.


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    Damn right it's tasty, well protected to. I didn't have a wood chipper handy for the picture so this will have to do, we've had it with the pandering liberals and homos pushing their political agendas and sickness.

    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    Dear American Jesus they were busy today. Tried to go to one about 2 that was in plaza off a main road. Inside: 2 solid lines with about 20 people in each and probably 150 or so already sitting down and eating. Outside: drive through was backed up to the road and the road has 15 cars in each direction waiting to turn in. They probably go a bigger boost in sales from today only than they would have got opening a handful of stores in Boston and Chicago for a full year.

    Anyway, onto the next promotion. Apparently the homo crowd is forming their own little protest, they're supposed to take their partners to Chickfila on Friday and kiss each other outside the restaurant. If the place is smart they'll gather all their rotten food and sell it to people to throw at the 'mo's when they stop by. Or turn it into bring your own hand grenade or Molotov cocktail day.

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    Just find a few fresh road kills and lay them out on the lawn of the chic-fil-a and the fags will leave. If you can catch a skunk it will give you bonus points.

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    I'm glad there was such a good turn out. I would have gone out for a chicken sandwich today but the nearest Chick-fil-a is hundreds of miles away.


    Next - black pastors organize against jugears on gay marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spirit of Ronald Reagan View Post
    Dear American Jesus they were busy today. Tried to go to one about 2 that was in plaza off a main road. Inside: 2 solid lines with about 20 people in each and probably 150 or so already sitting down and eating. Outside: drive through was backed up to the road and the road has 15 cars in each direction waiting to turn in. They probably go a bigger boost in sales from today only than they would have got opening a handful of stores in Boston and Chicago for a full year.

    Anyway, onto the next promotion. Apparently the homo crowd is forming their own little protest, they're supposed to take their partners to Chickfila on Friday and kiss each other outside the restaurant. If the place is smart they'll gather all their rotten food and sell it to people to throw at the 'mo's when they stop by. Or turn it into bring your own hand grenade or Molotov cocktail day.
    On Friday a kissing couple, hopefully in Charlotte, will get carried away, and Officer Dawson with the Charlotte Mecklenberg PD (who is still on the job after he taser killed a 17 year old unarmed kid) will taser shoot them providing live entertainment for about 38 seconds.

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    Any cops on scene at Chick-Fil-A giving taser rides to the homos get lunch for free on me. It's just that easy, deploy taser at queer, get free Chick-Fil-A.
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    Having 2 homo's tazzered in Charlotte right before the gay Donk National Convention may get some play on the media. I need to check my entry into the riot pool thread. We can have blacks against gays riot downtown Charlotte. I would drive over there and watch just for some live entertainment.

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    Mr. T, I expect the Charlotte curfew will be moved to dusk, and reinforcements from the Oakland PD will be on the scene.
    Last edited by Zonga; 08-02-2012 at 09:08 AM. Reason: blame it on jugears

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zonga View Post
    Mr. T, I expect the Charlotte curfew will be moved to dusk, and reinforcements from the Oakland PD will be on the scene.
    They have already had a rise in crime from pimps hookers and drug dealers in the area as they are preparing for the convention. And the donks are asking the state to lift or suspend the blue law so their pagan followers will be allowed to remain in a blackout.

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