1. I'm envious of you gluttonous bastards. There are no Chickfila's anywhere near me. And, as previously mentioned, no Asians either. I think the nearest Chickfila is about 2 hours away. The nearest Asian, even further.
2. How did we miss this promotional tie in? We could have all been rich as nazis by now had we not dropped the rainbow colored ball on this one.
3. This further supports my hypothesis that the re-release of the koran enriched bacon grease candles must be handled properly in order to maximize profit and/or notoriety.
I mean all the owner of this business said was that he supports the traditional, biblical interpretation of marriage, right? Hell, I'm working to overthrow the government of Malaysia, selling koran infused bacon grease candles and actively plotting to bring about the birth of Second Republic right here in the good old U.S. of A. How could we not become famous?