Chick-fil-A

[Aaron Burr]

1. I'm envious of you gluttonous bastards. There are no Chickfila's anywhere near me. And, as previously mentioned, no Asians either. I think the nearest Chickfila is about 2 hours away. The nearest Asian, even further.

2. How did we miss this promotional tie in? We could have all been rich as nazis by now had we not dropped the rainbow colored ball on this one.

3. This further supports my hypothesis that the re-release of the koran enriched bacon grease candles must be handled properly in order to maximize profit and/or notoriety.

I mean all the owner of this business said was that he supports the traditional, biblical interpretation of marriage, right? Hell, I'm working to overthrow the government of Malaysia, selling koran infused bacon grease candles and actively plotting to bring about the birth of Second Republic right here in the good old U.S. of A. How could we not become famous?

[Zonga]

So, Mr T, the Obama voters are already reserving their um street corners?

I thought the NC blue law only outlawed buying furniture on Sunday.

[Uncle Al]

Chick-Fil-A is missing a marketing opportunity. They could offer giblet sandwiches to the GBLTs.

[Ironsmith]

1. I'm envious of you gluttonous bastards. There are no Chickfila's anywhere near me. And, as previously mentioned, no Asians either. I think the nearest Chickfila is about 2 hours away. The nearest Asian, even further.

2. How did we miss this promotional tie in? We could have all been rich as nazis by now had we not dropped the rainbow colored ball on this one.

3. This further suppots my hypothesis that the re-release of the koran enriched bacon grease candles must be handled properly in order to maximize profit and/or notoriety.

I mean all the owner of this business said was that he supports the traditional, biblican interpretation of marriage, right? Hell, I'm working to overthrow the government of Malaysia, selling koran infused bacon grease candles and actively plotting to bring about the birth of Second Republic right here in the good old U.S. of A. How could we not become famous?

Keep the faith, it's going to happen soon. Alot of people are going to be famous around here, even if it's only by means of association.

[Ironsmith]

Btw, tomorrow is the day of defiance from the fags that are supposed to be playing grab ass at all the Chick-Fil-A's. Might I suggest taking a ride down to your local franchise and getting in some batting practice?

Suck it you liberal homos! Here's an instructional video for you...

[Genipero]

There aren't any Chic-fil-A's near us ~ closest is at NYU and isn't open to the public. Heard that THE LATEJim Henson's company won't be selling them their toys anymore.The LATE JIm Henson's company, PBS and Sesame Street have been freeloading from the taxpayers for a long time.

Bye bye, Elmo

[Ironsmith]

The cure for liberal homosexuals and obsolete printers, thanks for taking a stand Chik-Fil-A!

[Aaron Burr]

Jim Hensons zombie ghost hates Chick-Fil-A? Are you trying to say he didn't die from that crazy flesh eating bacteria and instead succumbed to 'complications from pneumonia'? (wink wink)

Who knew?

[Ironsmith]

I dunno, but that headless charred Elmo Doll gives me the creeps. I mean like fanged circus clown creeps. Pure Evil right there.

[Uncle Al]

I dunno, but that headless charred Elmo Doll gives me the creeps. I mean like fanged circus clown creeps. Pure Evil right there.

Here's something over which we differ: headless charred Elmo filled me with bliss. Next: Barney!