Coming Soon

**Aaron Burr** · 08-01-2012, 05:33 PM

It's been recently pointed out to me that I need to update the site, contribute new art, crap like that. I can completely understand the sentiment. It's not like I've been busy or anything. I've been totally slacking off and avoiding responsibility. Well, no more. Starting some time this week I'll get right on it.

Well, some one will. I keep waiting for the site to update itself. You know, because I didn't build this. Someone else gave me this. Or so current jackass philosophy goes.

Whoever that other person is is lazy as f*ck because stuff doesn't seem to happen around here without me doing it.

Anyway, in the meantime enjoy the vid. At least this one is in color.

**Aaron Burr** · 08-01-2012, 06:02 PM

And yes, I'm aware this is going to take some work.

**Ironsmith** · 08-01-2012, 06:52 PM

Whoa whoa whoa!! Don't go getting all bionically productive and 'ish, it's going to make the rest of us look like lazy bastards, or something.

I really dunno but there's just no way to increase production here beyond it's current rate without some serious bribery and loot changing hands. You know the kind of stuff that motivates people, cases of grenades, hookers and blow, spy satellites etc...

**Ironsmith** · 08-01-2012, 06:54 PM

Oh and I almost forgot about the Pony, can we get one of those to? -It's for the kids to poke and prod and turn into adhesive substances.

**spirit of Ronald Reagan** · 08-01-2012, 08:55 PM

Are you going to walk and feed it? At the very least, will you hack off a couple of steaks and cook them when the animal finds the land mine field out back?

**Zonga** · 08-01-2012, 10:58 PM

Can't wait to see the kids' faces when the pony blows up.

**Aaron Burr** · 08-02-2012, 12:13 AM

I have a closet full of swag. Hell, I even have a pair of pink Maricopa county boxer shorts signed by Joe Arapaio. I can bribe. But I'm not up for all the technical crap. I just want to produce. I don't want to be the production assistant. Find me a loyal, dedicated young idealist that we can exploit and corrupt. We've only got some random number of days until the election, we need to be a well oiled machine of menace well before that unspecified date.

**Ironsmith** · 08-02-2012, 06:24 AM

Hell no I'm not walking or feeding the Pony, I just thought it would be cool to have one and poke it with sharp sticks and watch it get pissed and destroy stuff.

But whatever, Burr's right we need to break out those A games and put a serious EC polish on them and get to decimating the Obama campaign.