The Shadow of Our Hand

[Aaron Burr]

Harry Reid, alleged wife beating senator from Nevada, recently claimed that Mitt Romney(pbuh) hadn't paid taxes for the last 10 years. Proof? He claims that "he heard" it was so. We've handled this before. Back in 2010 specifically, where we claimed that we had heard that Harry regularly beat his wife. I think this was when he was up for re-election and said that if he wasn't, a lot of Nevada women were gonna' get beat by their beer swilling, meth addicted husbands who had no other hope than to link their destinies with that of a wife beating alleged meth addicted senator from Nevada. I'd link the article, but the old site has been destroyed and all associative incriminating evidence right along with it.

Anyway, now Mark Thiessen is running with our slanderous, yet apparently fact based accuspiccion, I.E. that Harry Reid has been beating his wife for the past ten years. Thiessen being one of Dubya's former speech writers.

In response to Reid taking to the Senate floor to declare that “the word is out” that Romney avoided taxation for ten years, Thiessen quipped: “The word is out that for the past ten years Harry Reid has been beating his wife. Do I know that? Do I have any proof? No. But the burden of proof is on him to prove that he hasn’t been beating his wife.”

Chalk up another member for Team Burr.

You see? Not only are we responsible for Obamas ugly mug showing up on dope bindles, (it's true, our reach is worldwide) But the Reid wife beating scandal can be traced back here as well...sort of. I mean I just reported what we've heard. Which is apparently good enough for wife beating senators, so who am I to argue? I just follow the potential facts to whatever pile of bloodstained and drug impregnated sheets hidden at the bottom of the clothes hamper that they lead to.

So yeah, Harry would make more sense if he could find another outlet for his murderous, self hating rage besides his poor wife's face.

Poor broad, I think she used to be of the Jewish faith. Until someone beat it out of her.

[Ironsmith]

Harry Reid hates women and office equipment, I mean no printer or god forbid the man's cowering and beaten wife should be subjected to his wrath and anger.

It's a miracle the poor woman hasn't perished at his ruthless hand thus far.

[Aaron Burr]

Man, that printer takes a lot of abuse around here.

I mean not as much as Landra suffers allegedly at the hands of her husband...but still...

[Ironsmith]

Oh Lawd, the horror she must suffer when Harry comes home and locks the door behind him. I wonder if he uses phone books or hot water bottles to administer the first round of beatings to keep the swelling down?

[Aaron Burr]

Meth addiction makes people do terrible things.

[Ironsmith]

Word on the street in DC is that Pelosi had verbally reprimanded Harry Reid on several occasions for reportedly engaging in lewd and lascivious homosexual acts in courtyards and alleyways in the greater metro DC area to support his narcotics habit.

[Aaron Burr]

That's the second Harry Reid turning tricks for dope stories I've heard this week. Think there's any truth to the rumors?

I mean about beating his wife. I think the tricks for dope deal is pretty much common knowledge.

[Ironsmith]

You hardly ever see an up to date photo of Harry Reid that shows his hands, I think he's hiding the swelling and bruising that comes from smashing Landra's head into the oven door when he arrives home dazed and confused on a methamphetamine bender yelling "Where's my dinner b!tch!?"

[Aaron Burr]

That's probably why so many of his (alleged) children ran away from home.

[Ironsmith]

That's probably why so many of his (alleged) children ran away from home.

Hard to know what to believe sometimes but I have been told his own children despise him, especially Rory his eldest son. Quite a few people share the opinion that Harry Reid forced him to poison his own mother which caused her bout with breast cancer.

What a horrible and despicable father!