Chi-Comix

[Aaron Burr]

[Ironsmith]

So someone needs to tell Chen that the EC's will help smuggle him into the country for a nominal fee, cash or EBT only we don't fuggin take checks anymore.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Chen will have to hope his home country doesn't poison him with lead before he finds a comfortable box.

[Zonga]

But only his heart, kidneys, lungs, and liver will be in the box.

[Aaron Burr]

Chen fit in box. Wait with patience for box to be opened in IKEA warehouse in Oakland. Chen assemble bed set and sleep. Hide many days in IKEA bed until green card, food stamps, money program, doctor service and lawyer from Government all find Chen at same time.

It like a Ben Bernake money orgasm all over Chen face.

Now Chen own box factory. Outsource work to China.

[Ironsmith]

Whatever, I'm cutting Chen up for spare parts on the boat before he ever see's the land of the free and the home of the brave. It may have left port in China but the ship belongs to me. All those storage containers on deck make for great camouflage for the hospital ship.

Need a new heart, liver or eye transplant? Bring your Visa card cause they don't accept American Express on the boat.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Are his knees holding out well? Wouldn't hurt to have spares, do you accept Mastercard?

[Zonga]

I should think gold would be a better currency.

[Ironsmith]

Are his knees holding out well? Wouldn't hurt to have spares, do you accept Mastercard?

But of course we do! You don't want Chen's knee's though, we usually sell those joints and ligament parts back to the Chicoms to make dog treats and witch doctor medicine.

[Zonga]

Seeing Chen reminds me, how's your comic book coming along? We know you've been busy, just checking.