Chi-Comix

[Aaron Burr]

Nothing is more maddening than to be halfway through page 5 for like...um...it seems like a couple of weeks now.

Except possibly having to sit through one of those 'non denominational' church services. I hate those hat wearing, baggy short and flip flop A$$HOLES who think Church is the place to bury farts in the pews while sipping a latte.

Here's a tip you wastes of genetic material. MEN WEAR LONG PANTS. LEATHER SHOES. AND A SHIRT WITH A COLLAR ON IT.

And that's not just Church you men children. If you can't get it together enough to put on a pair of f*cking long pants everyday you should probably reconsider your personal stance regarding suicide.

Um....yeah. So the comic is going well.

[Ironsmith]

And you were in a hippie infested church again today why? Please tell me you shanked one of them in the pew...

[Mr. T]

Chen made it to America and he decided to move back.

Chen wound up working 3 part times jobs to pay all the fuggin taxes while he still lives in a Obama slumlord rat infested apartment over top of Rahm's gay brothel.

Chen says he never worked so hard. And all he got in return was a shiney new ebt card to go along with his voters id.

[Ironsmith]

You did beat the Asian tar off that boy and steal his EBT, right?

[Genipero]

Chen's cousin is a corrugated box manufacturer in China and exports to the U.S. Last week U.S. Customs pulled a surprise inspection of Chen's massive shipment at the Seattle, WA port. It "appeared" to have been infested with rare beetles. Entire shipment was rejected and returned to Shanghai.

[Aaron Burr]

Poor Chen. His ancestors ashamed.