Chen need new box to hide in while it shipped to Sweden.
There's a box tax on his new box plus an added penalty for the box not having health care coverage.
Look, my thing is I don't want Chen and his people to get discouraged on coming here because we make it look like it's not the parade of roses and money tree's they all believe in. No more illegal immigrants = no more free organ donors to snatch off the streets.
Besides, every now and then one of em lands a pretty good gig outside the laundry biz.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Why you all so hard on Chen? He just average Joe. From China. Who hide in box to come to America to sell last kidney.
Why life so hard?
Because at the end of Chen's day, he's left holding a stick he has no idea what to do with and an imaginary potato he can't fill his starving belly with.
That is why Chen's life is so hard.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Hang on a sec'...I'm still laughing.
Chen get fancy stick and bright lights with no potato. Poor Chen.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
One of them made it out of the kitchen.
Scotch just went all over the 'puter, shiz that cat pic is funny I can't fuggin breathe I'm laughing so hard...
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
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