I like Chen. He Sad Sack. You like Chen too? Should Chen have many adventure? Write snappy answer in box under me prease.
I rike Chen. Chen for victory.
You racist f*ck.
Chen is the everyman. His story is my story. Except I have both kidneys.
Chen stoopid. Only China man allowed to make joke about China man.
Chen is doomed. As we all are.
Chen get drafted?
Just...go back to comic book cover ripoffs.
I like Chen. He Sad Sack. You like Chen too? Should Chen have many adventure? Write snappy answer in box under me prease.
Chen have big gun adventure, find happy time to kill Bigfoot and make coat.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Chen have many advencha. Chen whack protection racket bagman with wok full of bok choy. Chen find big bag smack on bus, trade for truckload chicken parts. Chen go Mans World get knob polished by Rahm. Many, many advencha!
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Oh...I see...
Well, you'll know where I'll be for the next 18 hours while I sort this out.
Chen prepare neighbor's cat for dinner. Invites round eye neighbor for dinner.
Yes, Chen and everybody doomed. But can have sense of humor same time.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Chen had three brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, who want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.
Chen wife manage to strict find Donkey friend make weekend fun time at Bigfoot house.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Chen get sad, Chen meet new friend, Chen new friend deal heroin, Chen want to make money dealing heroin, Chen make money to buy car, Chen pimp out car, Chen become big time heroin dealer, Chen get all the bitches he can handle, Jackie Chan get mad and kicks Chen's ass for dealing drugs in Chinatown.
Chen lost all his money in big poker game. Chen has to ride bike to wok.
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