Ridin' the Range

[Aaron Burr]

Hello gentle reader. Today marks a milestone of sorts here. Today was the day that someone finally got banned at this site...and it wasn't me. I feel like a total hypocrite considering my long standing promise never to do so.

But that's O.K. I can live with that if the alternative means letting the cherished E.C. brand become tarnished and devalued.

It's all about the brand, people. If you can't ride for it, just ride off.

We're Evil, but we're also Conservatives. That still means something around here.

[Uncle Al]

Understood. Although they may be pretty extreme here at EC, there are limits.

In general, things out there stink enough as it it. We don't need any stinkin' polecats with their stinkin' mercaptans (methyl and butyl thiols), especially (E)-2-butene-1-thiol, 3-methyl-1-butanethiol, and 2-quinolinemethanethiol.

[Zonga]

OK, but other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?

[Aaron Burr]

The President wound up with a splitting headache.




What?

Too soon?

[Zonga]

Not too soon.

[Aaron Burr]

Anyway, I went and checked the site email. Nothing from those two reprobates. I guess they're cool with being booted out of here.

Go figure.

[Uncle Al]

Is it racist not to like some white people? Note that I ask this as a white man.

On second thought, I think it's OK because I dislike those white people for their nasty personalities and moral failures and not for their pigmentation. Or lack thereof.

[Navajo Joe]

Izza injun and hate the pale face, unless he gives me good whiskey.

then he can have turn on squaw

[Aaron Burr]

It's not about lazy white people or funny sounding chinamen or fast running black people. It's about the constant, grinding, yawn inducing concentration on making racial jokes about one race ON EVERY F*CKING THREAD.

It gets old. It's a one note solo of In a Gadda Da Vida proportions. I can't make this any more plain.

Plus, I'm trying to develop a brand here. My brand is about attracting potential customers, not about driving them away. It's a business. A for profit business. If some jackass comes into my place of business and starts crapping all over my wares, what choice do I have?

It doesn't matter to me what f*cked up prejudices people have in their skull bones. Everyone has f*cked up junk in their skull bones. Just keep your f*cked up-ness in your skull bone and off my website. The same way people don't walk into the corner store and start crapping all over the products for sale over there.

So, in a nut shell. Wipe your intellectual a$$ before wandering over here and everything will be fine.

[Sienn]

Hmmmmmm, Guess it wasn't me.