The Future.

[Aaron Burr]

The future is that both parties will endorse gay marriage. The democrats will because they'll exploit any imaginary outrage to garner more imaginary votes. And I guess that applies to the republicans too. The difference is that the republicans are trying to use this issue to dilute and destroy the Conservative movement. Using tools like this clown.



If you look up "man-b!tch" in the dictionary, this is the accompanying image used to illustrate the meaning.

Petulant jackasses like the one above this sentence will use their influence as self proclaimed "Conservatives" in the media to try and hi-jack and dilute the philosophy that defines the actual Conservative movement.

The game plan being to substitute a cult of celebrity for actual values.

Here's how sniveling b!tches like Glen will try and justify it.

Beck quoted Thomas Jefferson: “If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?”

That's really interesting Glen. Child pornography doesn't break your leg or pick your pocket so you're cool with too I suppose.

BECK ENDORSES CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!!!!

I like the headline, I think I'll run with it.

POLYGAMIST BECK TO WED GOAT!!! AGAIN!!!!

BECK PERFORMS ORAL SEX ON GOAT ON LIVE T.V!!!! AGAIN!!!

HEROIN SNORTING BECK POSES FOR GQ COVERED IN DOG CRAP!!!

Man, that Beck sure endorses a lot of funny stuff for a so called "conservative".

But he makes for great copy.

[Zonga]

Beck must be drinking again.

[Aaron Burr]

He's just following the master plan. Gotta' slow boil those frogs in the pot.

[Zonga]

How can Beck hope to execute a master plan boiling frogs and not lose any of his sponsors?

He's only a celebrity. Does he have many fans?

[Aaron Burr]

Personally, I've never heard of the man. I just brought him up because I thought you all might be interested.

The point is, the new direction the political parties are headed have little to do with how people actually live their lives. How does the gay marriage issue get FedGov out of my life? How does it balance the budget?

'Gay marriage' is just a tool being used to destroy traditional values and ways of perceiving reality. No one really cares about two lil plastic grooms on top of the wedding cake. What we do care about is the INCESSANT NEVER ENDING B!TCHING AND MOANING FROM THE LEFT ABOUT HOW AND WHAT WE THINK.

Just knock it off pole smokers. It's called freedom of speech. Freedom of conscience and freedom of religion. You people will never, ever, get invited to our dinner parties or country clubs. You people will never be as good as we are. You people are sick and need help. Now go f*ck off and leave us alone. Some of us have legitimate lives to lead and could frankly do without the distraction of some naked guys riding on parade floats telling me how freakish I am for not wanting to climb on up and wave to the crowd.

F*ck these idiots and f*ck Glen Beck.

[Zonga]

So it's forced illiteracy, constant spying, and affirmative action for all of the special people, including women.

This is too heavy to contemplate on a hot Friday afternoon. You have to get out of the AC Burr. Kick back in the shade with the beverage of your choice.

[Aaron Burr]

I have a lovely tumbler full of Sterno by the computer.

But you're right, I'm getting fairly tired of this nations shenanigans as well. I move that we take over these tools and petition the U.N for free money. I dunno', we'll say we're running a delicious ecological preserve or something.