Ryan is for Vice

[Aaron Burr]

Jack Ryan could have the cure for fuggin' aids in his back pocket...no pun intended...and all people would think about was how Jerri Ryan claimed that the reason she divorced him was because Jack was a kinky f*ck who wanted to take her to sex clubs.



this is an 8 year old article about the Jack Ryan scandal that gave Obama his Senate seat.

So of course picking the guy that let Barack move up in politics is the smartest f*cking move Romney could ever have possibly made.

And before you start raggin' on me, just consider that the American voting populace was stupid enough to vote for Jug Ears 4 short years ago. You think they've wised up since then? All they're gonna' be talking about from Friday morning to the day of judgement is about how kinky Jack Ryan is.

Take a look at Jerri. Then tell me that Ryans budget plan will make a huge earthquake in the presidential campaign.

[Uncle Al]

Do you mean Jack Ryan as played by Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, or Ben Affleck?

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Going out on a limb on this one but don't think Paul Ryan cares to much about Jack's kinky side, unless he secretly wants to take Jeri to sex clubs as well. And if he does take that position, can't say I'd disagree with it.

Either way, this is why we can't let unintelligent amphibians affect the voting polls.

[Aaron Burr]

Whoever played him in the pop up book version.

So far it's only been Andrea Mitchel who's said Ryan is a "danger to women", but I figure that will be the theme for the Sunday talk shows. Am I the only one to recall that it was the Obama campaign that circumvented the law in order to get the Ryan sealed divorce records opened up to public scrutiny?

Perhaps that's why the left hasn't immediately pounced on this. It's too sticky for the Obama campaign. Meh. We'll see.


ON EDIT: Hmmm. It looks like I did call Paul, Jack.

[Uncle Al]

PR is just another bogus conservative, although a glib one. He has an atrocious spending record but talks about cutting spending. He has an atrocious record on size/intrusiveness of fed govt, but talks about shrinking. In other words, he'll fit right in.

The Wisconsin Republican Liberty Caucus server is overloaded (which might tell you something) but thanks to the Way-Back Machine, here are some details:

Paul Ryan on Bailouts and Government Stimuli
-Voted YES on TARP (2008)
-Voted YES on Economic Stimulus HR 5140 (2008)
-Voted YES on $15B bailout for GM and Chrysler. (Dec 2008)
-Voted YES on $192B additional anti-recession stimulus spending. (Jul 2009)

Paul Ryan on Entitlement Programs
-Voted YES on limited prescription drug benefit for Medicare recipients. (Nov 2003)
-Voted YES on providing $70 million for Section 8 Housing vouchers. (Jun 2006)
-Voted YES on extending unemployment benefits from 39 weeks to 59 weeks. (Oct 2008)
-Voted YES on Head Start Act (2007)

Paul Ryan on Education
Rep. Ryan went along with the Bush Administration in supporting more federal involvement in education. This is contrary to the traditional Republican position, which included support for abolition of the Department of Education and decreasing federal involvement in education.
-Voted YES on No Child Left Behind Act (2001)

Paul Ryan on Civil Liberties
-Voted YES on federalizing rules for driver licenses to hinder terrorists. (Feb 2005)
-Voted YES on making the PATRIOT Act permanent. (Dec 2005)
-Voted YES on allowing electronic surveillance without a warrant. (Sep 2006)

Paul Ryan on War and Intervention Abroad
-Voted YES on authorizing military force in Iraq. (Oct 2002)
-Voted YES on emergency $78B for war in Iraq & Afghanistan. (Apr 2003)
-Voted YES on declaring Iraq part of War on Terror with no exit date. (Jun 2006)
-Voted NO on redeploying US troops out of Iraq starting in 90 days. (May 2007)

Congressman Ryan supports the United Nations, the World Trade Organization, federal bailouts, increased federal involvement in education, unconstitutional and undeclared wars, Medicare Part D (a multi trillion dollar unfunded liability), stimulus spending, and foreign aid.

According to Michelle Malkin in 2009, “[Paul Ryan] gave one of the most hysterical speeches in the rush to pass TARP last fall; voted for the auto bailout; and voted with the Barney Frank-Nancy Pelosi AIG bonus-bashing stampede. Milwaukee blogger Nick Schweitzer wrote: ‘He ought to be apologizing for his previous votes, not pretending he was being responsible the entire time, but I don’t see one bit of regret for what he did previously. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to let him get away with it’.”

[Aaron Burr]

Good thing we're electing a Republican and not a Conservative or those details might mean something.

Paul voted for the GM bailout. OMG!!! Better play it safe and vote Obama eh?

[Randi]

That's kind of funny. I call Paul Ryan Jack all the time.

[Aaron Burr]

Oh dear GodTm. Please tell me that's not your avatar.