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    Hi. I'm Randi

    Hello. I'm Randi. Both the proper noun and the verb. I found this site through another one. This place is big and scary and confusing. Are you people conservatives? Or are you making fun of conservatives? I liked the motorcycle video.

    Does anybody still post here?

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    Hello and welcome, Randi. Yes, stuff is a bit scattered here, but you might try hitting the "What's New?" button toward the top of each page. That'll show you what has been very recently posted. Also, on the right side of the "Forums" page is a longer lists of recent posts.

    Most here are indeed conservatives. Myself, I'm an anarchist [1] and so make fun of some aspects of modern conservatism but don't let that interfere with finding substantial common ground, mostly in despising collectivism and progressivism.

    Again, welcome!


    1. I mean a real anarchist, not one of those kiddie anarchists who throw bricks through Starbucks windows and deep down want there to be govt but with them in charge instead of the current crop of bastards.
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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    What the fudge is a "What''s new" button?

    Anyway, hello and welcome to Evil's private Dacha on the Baltic Sea. Feel free to wander aimlessly about and scribble graffiti in random rooms and hallways. This place is huge. Some wings don't get visited for months. But yes, people still post here.

    I don't know why.

    The point is, now that you're here, we can get down to what really makes this site tick. Your bank account. Simply hand over your pass codes Randi and we'll take it from there. After all, we're you're friends. Well, I mean we're friends in the sense that none of us know you well enough to harbor very many ill feelings. But that doesn't matter. What does matter is that we sell bacon grease and shredded koran votive candles. For a pretty good price.

    So buy two.

    I could go on but will spare you any further indignities. Thanks again for registering.

    Aaron Burr
    V.P. of something or other...etc...etc...

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    Welcome Randy, not going to spell it with a i. Little to gay for me. Watch out for the burr fella. he got a hold o my bank account and next thing I knew there were all kinds of charges at West Hollywood adult entertainment venues and some place called the Blue Oyster Bar.

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    Saaaay. Good point. What's the deal with "Randi" instead of "Randy"? You a Canadian or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron Burr View Post
    What the fudge is a "What''s new" button?...


    See it? It's right there under TIVES.
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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    Egad Sir, I've never seen, much less molested that button in my entire life.

    What do all those lil' white links under that grey bar do?

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    Most of them trigger a launch of pterodactyls stationed in northern africa to fly over random middle eastern countries and crap out anthrax laced eggs over various targets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spirit of Ronald Reagan View Post
    Most of them trigger a launch of pterodactyls stationed in northern africa to fly over random middle eastern countries and crap out anthrax laced eggs over various targets.
    Really?!? Cool! I didn't know that. I guess I've been directly responsible for massive epidemics and never knew.

    Uh, how can I re-target them to Sodom on the Potomac?
    "Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
    "Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
    "The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano

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    Scroll to the bottom of this page and hit one of the "bookmarks".

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