Who?
Why did you ban them in the first place you cranky bastard?
Ban them. Racism is funny only in small doses.
Unban. That way we can make fun of them.
Why haven't you done any new comics lately?
Ban, unban, what's the difference? All the real playas' are on facebook.
Masturbate much?
Fine. It will be as you wish. We have a compact. From this instant until the 13th hour of the 7th day Mr.T and Ironsmith shall have the ban of malice removed from them both. It is up to you to persuade them or bend their wills towards our purposes and not those of our adversaries.
And upon you shall fall the punishment of your failure.
As long as it doesn't interfere with my campaign against the amish.
Whoever owns that hangers needs to open up the wallet and buy a real Jolly Roger flag and not some cheap knockoff drawn by a starving artist with the shakes from pot withdrawals.
After all this thrashing about, debating and soul searching, considering a new line of racist merchandise, plotting to kidnap Chinese babies, brainstorming about making liberals fear the Gypsies, threats against Amish horses, funny videos, double secret probation, the Irish, racism, the EC brand, and finally deciding to let Mr. T and IronSmith back into the fold, I bet they don't even show up.
It turns out the majority of voters want to know:
Why haven't you done any new comics lately?
I've been too busy masturbating.
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