True. I should have known better than to try the direct assault with bribery and sham appeals to reason with you.
I'll have to do this the hard way and blackmail you into compliance with our nefarious agenda of spiteful malice. I'm pretty sure I can get you a NAMBLA membership and then tell the local paper that you're the chapter president. Conversely, you know which first lady would like to see your old avatar picture spammed into her mailbox all stalker like from now until your trial starts?
Work with me here Unky Al'. We're on the same side. The side that is working diligently, even now, to keep you out of federal prison. Don't make our job any harder than it has to be Unky Al'.
And sure, vote sensibly and I'll mail you a nice shiny RC helicopter. You can pretend it's a FedGov drone and take pot shots at it with a BB gun. Or don't vote and I'll still send you the RC copter. That way when the cops look through your window and see you waving a gun wildly around the room, they'll be totally justified in responding to that anonymous tip off about an armed, methed out white supremacist with crushing force.
Eat meat. Make money.