Diggity Dana on Jack Ryan

[Aaron Burr]

True. I should have known better than to try the direct assault with bribery and sham appeals to reason with you.

I'll have to do this the hard way and blackmail you into compliance with our nefarious agenda of spiteful malice. I'm pretty sure I can get you a NAMBLA membership and then tell the local paper that you're the chapter president. Conversely, you know which first lady would like to see your old avatar picture spammed into her mailbox all stalker like from now until your trial starts?

Work with me here Unky Al'. We're on the same side. The side that is working diligently, even now, to keep you out of federal prison. Don't make our job any harder than it has to be Unky Al'.

And sure, vote sensibly and I'll mail you a nice shiny RC helicopter. You can pretend it's a FedGov drone and take pot shots at it with a BB gun. Or don't vote and I'll still send you the RC copter. That way when the cops look through your window and see you waving a gun wildly around the room, they'll be totally justified in responding to that anonymous tip off about an armed, methed out white supremacist with crushing force.

Eat meat. Make money.
Romney 2012.

[Uncle Al]

Um, yeah, you got a point there. Having foolishly ordered some of your shoddy merchandise [1] you have my street address. Even if I were inclined to retaliate, I imagine sending a SWAT team to your PO box just wouldn't quite cut it.

OK then. For the RC copter and no NAMBLA or SWAT shenanigans, I'll vote. Is it OK if I write in Ron Paul? Heheheh!



1. Not really, quality is pretty good in fact. The candles do indeed smell nicely of bacon and the shirts and hat fit. But I couldn't resist the cheap shot.

[Aaron Burr]

"Never let your personal sense of morality prevent you from doing what is right."
Hari Seldon

You have no idea how that helps me to sleep at night.

[Uncle Al]

"The Japanese have five different ways to say 'thank you' — and every one of them translates literally as resentment, in various degrees. Would that English had the same built-in honesty on this point!" -- Jubal Harshaw

[Uncle Al]

One last note for the night...