"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Well, if the black awakening does occur, it looks like we'll be able to make some dough selling shoddily made cloaks and hoods.
That market seems like a natural tie in with us.
Thank goodness FedGov is on this. It turns out there's a Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency.
Even though the microscope wasn't invented until Anton van Leeuwenhoek (1632-1723) came along speculation was rampant in 1616 that a virus caused vampirism. Though viruses were not discovered until 1892 who am I to argue with FedGov. This gives absolute confirmation that the world is being taken over by the undead dead.
We should probably cash in on weapons against vampires and zombies as well as cloaks. On the effective weapons against vampires and zombies page the wooden stake isn't mentioned - this is where we can cash in. The wooden stake has been accepted as an effective weapon against vampires via movies and stories. Our marketing has already been done.
This is all documented by the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. http://www.fvza.org/index.html
We should perform out own experiments with the devils breath and spray a small village, then tell them to go vote for American Jesus as president.
Love the commentary on this video. who needs a teleprompter?
Last edited by Mr. T; 08-20-2012 at 02:16 PM.
Wouldn't it make more sense to align ourselves with the vampire/zombie junta? All they want are people. Fine. I've seen soylent green, let's fire up some front loaders and garbage trucks.
Then maybe the checkout line at the grocery store won't be so damned long all the time.
Sabers and Spurs. Priceless.If you've done someone wrong and that person falls into a zombie coma get away as fast as you can.