The Black Awakening

[Zonga]

I can imagine a world far, far worse than this one here and today. It's not what it should be, politicians on both sides of the fence have been poor stewards of political heir, but there's still no better place to call home.

We know the world as Americans, and there's still a real pride in ownership for us that care.

Well yea, but what I meant was the world once the Black Awakening takes over.

Thanks.

[Ironsmith]

Well yea, but what I meant was the world once the Black Awakening takes over.

Thanks.

Oh, well look let's just call that a can of worms that I hope remains a can of worms. Unless you served overseas starting about 1990 'ish or have some really sketchy drinking water here at home. Sore throat, headache, extreme ringing in the ears for no apparent reason? -Welcome to being a crash test dummy for something you never signed up for.

[Aaron Burr]

Well, if the black awakening does occur, it looks like we'll be able to make some dough selling shoddily made cloaks and hoods.

That market seems like a natural tie in with us.

[Zonga]

Thank goodness FedGov is on this. It turns out there's a Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency.

Even though the microscope wasn't invented until Anton van Leeuwenhoek (1632-1723) came along speculation was rampant in 1616 that a virus caused vampirism. Though viruses were not discovered until 1892 who am I to argue with FedGov. This gives absolute confirmation that the world is being taken over by the undead dead.

We should probably cash in on weapons against vampires and zombies as well as cloaks. On the effective weapons against vampires and zombies page the wooden stake isn't mentioned - this is where we can cash in. The wooden stake has been accepted as an effective weapon against vampires via movies and stories. Our marketing has already been done.

This is all documented by the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. http://www.fvza.org/index.html

[Mr. T]

We should perform out own experiments with the devils breath and spray a small village, then tell them to go vote for American Jesus as president.

Love the commentary on this video. who needs a teleprompter?

[Aaron Burr]

Wouldn't it make more sense to align ourselves with the vampire/zombie junta? All they want are people. Fine. I've seen soylent green, let's fire up some front loaders and garbage trucks.

Then maybe the checkout line at the grocery store won't be so damned long all the time.

[Zonga]

If you've done someone wrong and that person falls into a zombie coma get away as fast as you can.

Sabers and Spurs. Priceless.