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    Project Manager Human Misery & Suffering Aaron Burr's Avatar
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    No Mo Money

    Damn. Well it was bound to happen sooner or later.

    Moneygeddon


    In a riveting interview on CNBC, legendary investor Jim Rogers warned Americans to prepare for "Financial Armageddon," saying he fully expects the economy to implode after the U.S. election.


    "And what's really disturbing about these findings is that the pattern isn't limited to our economy. We found the same catastrophic pattern in our energy, food, and water systems as well."

    According to Martenson, these systems could all implode at the same time.

    "Food, water, energy, money. Everything."

    In light of this not very surprising announcement, I propose a race to the center of the Earth as one final grand gesture of defiance.

    Hopefully molten lava will spring forth from the gigantic tunnels we bore and will cover the face of the Earth in a hermetically sealed casing of hardened rock.

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    OK, but why not mutually assured nuclear destruction?

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    Look, I've been telling you people this for a while now. At least a couple weeks but whatever who's counting or really cares anyway? Thing is it's the perfect opportunity to cash in on the survivalist's and their hording tendencies.

    There's money to be made re-labeling government surplus C rations left over from Korea and the Nam, who's actually going to open one to test for taste and quality after paying 18 bucks for a 16 ounce can?
    "Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith

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    "OK, but why not mutually assured nuclear destruction?"

    Because even our vaunted nuculurTm destructive systems will catastrophically fail. Everything. Adult diapers, merry go rounds, zoo pandas... everything will catastrophically fail at the same instant. Band aids will fall off. Scotch bottles will shatter, spraying their now tarry like contents across the fallen remnants of your home entertainment system. Nothing will be safe. Not even your precious, precious gun systems. They too will fail. Leaving you finally dependent upon the lowly machete system.

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    Customer funds are no longer secure, no longer backed by the FDIC or other insurance corporations, and banks are legally allowed to co-mingled customer money with other funds of the bank. The only safe place for your money is with you.

    Now is the time to close your bank account. http://http://www.thedailysheeple.co...unt-now_082012

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    Project Manager Human Misery & Suffering Aaron Burr's Avatar
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    Link done be busted, Gunny. Can you give us the high points?

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    Well the hi point is...

    In June of 2012, Eric Bloom, former chief executive, and Charles Mosely, head trader of Sentinel Management Group (SMG) were indicted for stealing $500 million in customer secured funds. Both Mosely and Bloom were accused of “exposing” customer segregated funds “to a portfolio of highly risky derivatives.”

    These customer funds were used to “back up personal investments” which were part of “collateral for a loan from Bank of New York Mellon” (BNYM). This loan derived from stolen customer monies was “used to purchase millions of dollars worth of high-risk, illiquid securities, including collateralized debt obligations, or CDOs, for a trading portfolio that benefited Sentinel’s officers, including Mosley, Bloom and certain Bloom family members.”

    Fast forward to August 9th of 2012, and the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals (CCA) rules that BNYM can be moved to first in line of creditors over the customers that had their funds stolen by SMG.

    When a banking customer deposits their money into their bank account, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) and Securities Investor Protection Corporation (SPIC) are in place to protect the customer from fraud or theft. The ruling from the CCA means that these regulatory systems will not insure customer funds, investments, depositors and retirees who hold accounts in banks. In fact, the banking institution is now legally allowed to use those customer funds deposited as collateral, payment on debts for loans made, or free use on the stock market to purchase investments as the bank sees fit.
    I'll try the link again. http://www.thedailysheeple.com/custo...unt-now_082012

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    Sumb!tch. The whole flimsy house of cards is falling down around us.

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