Diogenes Down!!!!

[Javelina Bomb]

Fine, I guess I could come up with something mindblowing, transcendent, a tour de force, to post here. But just so you know, this is going to take time out of my drinking time. I just hope you can live with yourself knowing that.

[Aaron Burr]

Well, I guess you'll have to get good and liquored up first then.

Also, guilt for the win.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Didn't you warn him the prostitutes in the basement were disease ridden?

[Aaron Burr]

What part of "prostitutes in the basement" sounds like it would be something anyone would want to be a part of?

So that would be no. No I did not warn Sienn, or anybody else for that matter, that we may or may not have disease ridden prostitutes in the basement. That sort of loose talk is bad for business.

On a completely unrelated note, does alcoholism count as a disease? I ask because I may or may not have some drunken co-eds down in the rec room.

See how much more consumer friendly that sounds?

[Uncle Al]

Instead of "drunken co-eds" don't you mean "giggling tipsy college girls" - isn't that even more consumer-friendly?

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Sorry, must have missed the memo from the PR guy. Either that or he didn't make it past the crocs in the moat when he tried to find me.

[Aaron Burr]

"Native species in our protected wetlands". How else do you plan on luring elementary school field trips to the crocodiles?

Also, I could roll with tipsy college girls. But the constant giggling would give me a headache. Thus, drunken suggests more pliability.

[Uncle Al]

"Native species in our protected wetlands". How else do you plan on luring elementary school field trips to the crocodile.

Also, I could roll with tipsy college girls. But the constant giggling would give me a headache. Thus, drunken suggests more pliability.

I've got it! I've got it! Horny tipsy college girls.