Rustler at the Roundup Part Deuce!!!

[Aaron Burr]

So some occubators were arrested in Tampa. With machetes.

I see.

Soooo...you guys are going to violently attack a non profit organization with machetes to...ensure free speech? To make the world safe for differing points of view? You're planning of f*cking up Tampa because.....?

Machete man

"When deputies caught up to Wilson, he advised he did not have to stop and that he was allowed to carry whatever he wanted,"

Nigga', please try that ish' on my property.

Mas Machetes!!!

"...found several items indicating the people were protesters, including antigovernment T-shirts and a backpack stuffed with a large machete, a pocketknife, tin snips and a pry tool,"

Because respecting differences of opinion is what you little f*cks are all about.

[Zonga]

Hmm. Machete Man was carrying a Gurkha Khukuri. I hope they cut him before it was re-sheathed. The Khukuri has to taste blood every time it comes out you know.

He must be fighting for the Crown, the despot, whatever.

[Ironsmith]

Really, a machete? I guess it's to be expected from those lowballers in the occupy crowd but something along the line of an assault weapon would have at least brought about a severe beating on the perp from the Po-Po.

There's still time for the cops to get their ish' together and send the right kind of message to these hippy liberal thug scumbags.

[Zonga]

The right message would be a taser shotgun.

Next week those boys in the Charlotte-Meklenburg PD will have their lightening rods at the ready.

[Aaron Burr]

It's obvious that these jr. terrorists are still disconnected from reality. I kinda' wish the machete people were still wandering around. The convention is in Florida. Florida. They will shoot you for your fuggin' skittles down there. I can't imagine what would happen to you for waving a machete around.

[Uncle Al]

It's obvious that these jr. terrorists are still disconnected from reality. I kinda' wish the machete people were still wandering around. The convention is in Florida. Florida. They will shoot you for your fuggin' skittles down there. I can't imagine what would happen to you for waving a machete around.

Ask you to join Neighborhood Watch?

[Aaron Burr]

If You want's to join Neighbor Hood Watch, I would welcome him. I ain't got nothing against the H'mong people. Hell, You would probably whip out his Parang knife and show Joe Machete the meaning of private fudging property rights.

You can't beat the H'mong for savage, unrelenting no holds barred personal combat. Give me 50 Yous and I would clear Tampa out in 48 hours.

Oh, and a big a$$ bag of rice. Those guys will murder an entire hunting party out in the woods for bowl of Mama Yous homemade rice.

[Aaron Burr]

Ah. I love it when things dovetail nicely. This thread and the other, similarly titled thread, Rustlers-at-the-Roundup! for example. You'd think there really wouldn't be anything in common between the two except for the fact that they're both convention stories. And yet...

Ron Paul Supporters: We 'Have More In Common Than Not' With Occupy

But don't take my word for it. Ron-Paul-Supporters-We-Have-More-In-Common-Than-Not-With-Occupy

See? it looks way more believable when it's all blue and hyper linked like that. Go on, click it. Anyone practicing dentistry should move there and make a killing.

[Uncle Al]

What RP supporters and Occupy brats have in common is that both groups are royally p!ssed off about crony "capitalism" / fascism.
Where they differ is that the Occupy brats are really stupid and don't remotely grasp either the cause or what to do about it.