Friens' and Enemas.

[Aaron Burr]

Fuggin' Romney. The election is yours if you would simply wake the fug up. Even a lil' bit. Just enough to turn the coffee pot on. Then you can go back to snooze land. We'll take care of the rest.

Streamlining Dissent

My personal opinion is that if the nominee wants tighter control, more power to him...sigh...or 'her'...as if....mutter,mutter...

The point being of course, the winner gets to make the rules. HOWEVER. If you're trying to feed people a dog squeeze sammich', the usual custom is to convince them that it's pate before they commit and take a bite. Just shoving a plate full of steaming dog squeeze in front of folks and then urging them to dig in with their faces rarely goes over well.

Unless you're Obama. Then people line up with funnels in their mouths.

[Uncle Al]

Fuggin' Romney, and fuggin' all the rest of 'em. They built a railroad, laying the rails straight into the side of a mountain. Now they're arguing over how fast to wreck the whole dang train, and whose hand will be on the throttle at the end. They're all committed to keepin' on keepin' on doing the same insane power-mad arrogant things and totally blind to the disaster looming and too stupid to open their eyes much less minds.

Except for one of 'em, of course.

[Aaron Burr]

Truly, Paul Ryan is our best hope. Well said Unky' Al.