This is supposed to be more sensitive than the last poll?
NawLanz!
Houston! Bring it! WhooHoo! Texas for the win!!!
Mobile. Fudging Hippy Town.
Padre Island. Because 'The Real World' did an episode there.
Panama City. Seriously, it's named after another country?
How did God miss Cuba?
I'm sure by now all you little Hellions have seen the news stories about leftwing jackspazzes crooning about how God is smiting Tampa with a hurricane for hosting the RNC convention. Except it turns out He isn't.
But he is wicked pissed at someone. Who will it be? Democratic bastion and fungaly rampant New Orleans or up and coming Republican hotspot, Galveston?
You Decide!!!!
Multiple times!
God is going to whack Nawlinz as many times as it takes to get the job done.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Doing all my prep today, cut branches from trees yesterday. First the dump today than Wally world for Ice, beer, water and soda. Gotta love living in MS. Meant to vote for New Orleans. That place is still a chit hole.
I have cousins in MS. Near Jackson. You're a tough cookie to live down there Sienn. When you're not sweltering, the good Lord is trying to drown you.
All he does to my state is set it on fire.
Thats why you have AC. Lived in SoCal with the firers and OH with the snow. Loving it here.
Hard to get away from natural disasters. Wherever you go, it seems you're at risk from earthquakes, fires, hurricanes, tornadoes, blizzards, tidal waves, landslides, avalanches, or some combination. And I'm not even including malaria, dengue fever, quicksand, alligators, crocodiles, anacondas, grizzly bears, and rabid rabbits.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
I would agree with you under normal circumstances, but we've been repeatedly told that this hurricane was sent by an angry and vengeful God to smite Tampa. And verily.
Since God is apparently not inclined to smite Tampa I figured we could all get a lil' blasphemous by trying to divine His will as it were, by figuring out which pack of sinful heathens He is going to smite.
See that way we could illustrate just how stupid the democraps are for bringing this idiocy up in the first place.
Therefore, I declare that the Lord will bring down the sword of his might and justice upon the waters and they shall rise up and cover New Orleans for being such a sh!t stain on America. But, being the Lord, he'll probably use the flat side of the sword and only whack New Orleans a lil' instead of consigning it to the everlasting Void of shadow and lamentations the way I fervently pray that He would.
Amen.
Amen.
Oh, and Lord, while you're at it, please mightily smite the California 35th Congressional District in its entirety (but no one else, at least not yet), for voting for and tolerating in its midst the Devil-spawn Maxine Waters. I thought about asking for a hit on Kinloch, Missouri, too, where the evil Waters emanated, but I ought not to hold what happened in 1939 against the current inhabitants.
Amen to that, too.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
We're all just sinners in the hands of an angry God.
It's just that God is more angry with some sinners than others.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT JENNIFER GRAHNHOLM?
Man, I'd hate to be a sinner livin' in Nawlinz right about now. I'd much rather be hanging out with those slightly less sinful Republicans in Tampa.
Also, I guess we should all say a prayer for New Orleans. I mean, you all can. I don't want to be associated with those pagan idolaters.
You're making a distinction almost as fine as an RCH. You detected it with an atomic force microscope?Originally Posted by Aaron Burr
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
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