You can't make this stuff up. I mean you could...but then you'd be a racist a$$ waxer that no one would want to hang out with.
Anyway, this is a story about a game called "Office Politics"...in the game, players get promoted up the rungs of the corporate ladder by backstabbing as many co-workers as they can in a kind of cubicle whack-a-mole.
Which sounds great until you find out that the office used to be a wonderful place where rainbows were made and the unisex bathroom always smelt of blueberry muffins. It was a wondrous place to work. At least until the new boss showed up and changed the office from a rainbow and blueberry muffin factory into the evil, backstabbing corporate world it has become today. Man that new boss must be a real bastard. They should have come up with a name for this evil monstrosity.
Oh wait. They did. His name is.....
ARNOLD CHOCOLATE FACE
Yup. This name made it past designers, developers, the sales and marketing department, the executives office and several trial versions before being released to the public and no one thought to change the name of the boss or update his likeness into a more unrecognizable anime forum.
It's uncanny what they can with C.G.I. nowadays.