The most Racist ap to ever legitimately rape rape your mobile phone.

[Aaron Burr]

You can't make this stuff up. I mean you could...but then you'd be a racist a$$ waxer that no one would want to hang out with.

Anyway, this is a story about a game called "Office Politics"...in the game, players get promoted up the rungs of the corporate ladder by backstabbing as many co-workers as they can in a kind of cubicle whack-a-mole.

Which sounds great until you find out that the office used to be a wonderful place where rainbows were made and the unisex bathroom always smelt of blueberry muffins. It was a wondrous place to work. At least until the new boss showed up and changed the office from a rainbow and blueberry muffin factory into the evil, backstabbing corporate world it has become today. Man that new boss must be a real bastard. They should have come up with a name for this evil monstrosity.

Oh wait. They did. His name is.....

ARNOLD CHOCOLATE FACE

Yup. This name made it past designers, developers, the sales and marketing department, the executives office and several trial versions before being released to the public and no one thought to change the name of the boss or update his likeness into a more unrecognizable anime forum.



It's uncanny what they can with C.G.I. nowadays.

CHOCOLATE SURPRISE

[Uncle Al]

OK, somebody's gotta do it.

These days it isn't office Whack-A-Mole, its more like office Whack-A-Wog, Whack-A-Paki, and Whack-A-Chink.



Edit: I really like "moblie phone" and I'm gonna use it all the time now. I hope it was deliberate and not a typo.

[Aaron Burr]

Moblie woblie schmably.

But you know how they say "it get's better"?

It doesn't. white-flight-from-social-media-on-the-horizon

[Zonga]

There's a thing called "BLACK TWITTER"?

[Uncle Al]

There's a thing called "BLACK TWITTER"?

I think it's called NITTER or something like that. Maybe JIGGER.

[Aaron Burr]

Oy. Leave the racially sensitive humor to me.

Black twitter refers to the disproportionately high use of twitter by blacks and females. Allegedly. I dunno'. Apparently all those people smelling like welfare are driving Miss Daisy into other, more exclusive social media sites. PAY SITES. The reasoning being that these sites won't accept EBT cards.

There. I think I successfully parroted the author from the link quite succinctly.

[Zonga]

Cries for social justice over paid Instant messages? Good grief. The whole site is about racism. Just wait until they hear about the "office Politics" ap.

[Randi]

hahahahah!! I want that game!! That's the law firm I worked at! But we had Arnold leather face for a boss. His face was always chapped from all the but kissing he did to his bosses