My Life

[Aaron Burr]

Anyway. There you go. Please enjoy the perusing the shattered remains of my haunted past. At least now I know why you can never go home.

BECAUSE ALL THE CRAZY B!TCHES WHO EVER SLAMMED YOUR NOGGIN AGAINST THE HEADBOARD ONCE OR TWICE HAVE MOVED INTO THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR TO YOUR PARENTS.

[Randi]

I don't live next to your parents. I am not a crazy $$$$$. And don't flatter yourself. I know you AARON BURR You may fool all your little friends here. BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH

[Aaron Burr]

You stalk this place until you see me log on? And you're not crazy?

You know what I know?

I loved you more than life itself. I didn't leave. You broke up with me and tried to whack me in the brainpan with a Zima bottle. And now you're stalking me because you missed and and want to take a second shot at me.

Fire away. I'm married with a lovely wife and two delightful children. What have you got? Angst and saggy boobs? C'mon crazy lady, let's do this.

[Randi]

$$$$ you!!!!!

[Aaron Burr]

I did.....although seeing what you've turned into, I can't imagine why.

Screw this. Go do what you like. I'm done. I don't have the energy to waste on on this.

Have a good life.

[Sienn]

[Aaron Burr]

You have a real flair for this sort of thing Sienn.

[Sienn]

I attract bat chit crazy, thats why I stay single. Plus I had a nice bottle of scotch last night.

[Aaron Burr]

Bat sh!t crazy = demon in the sack.

I'm just sayin'.

[Sienn]

Yes but when not in the sack its a friggin nightmare.