My Life

[Zonga]

ha ha never mind, if I really had any Fentanyl lollypops I wouldn't share them.

[Ironsmith]

Liar! You are such a lying dirtbag. You're roomate peed in my upholstered chair so you threw it off the balcony. I see you're little game "AARON" its all so funny for you. It wasn't funny. Your not funny. You've never been funny. Except for your $$$$. Goodbye loser!!

How did I miss this thread? Hey you sure it wasn't me and some random Bigfoot that P!ssed all over that chair and hurled it off the balcony?

I hope you said thank you after you got paid for it, harbor a grudge much lady? Issues, you have them!

[Aaron Burr]

C'mon. Leave Randi alone. Obviously I traumatized her lo those many years ago. My only concern is that she found this place. I mean, I really don't need this site over run with psycho ex's.

Unless they still look hot.

[Ironsmith]

You have any idea how hard I laughed when I read this thread? Leave her alone, how about stealing her soul, (if she has one) and proudly displaying it in the executive lounge instead? -Kinda like a trophy or something, I mean there's no way that chair is getting used again...

[Aaron Burr]

Normally I would. But I'll tell you what the problem is. After I burped in her mouth I saw the look on her face, I tell you it f*cking un-manned me. Like looking at an Edvard Munch painting. Brrrrr.

See, at the time my reaction was to laughingly apologize. Huge, HUGE mistake. How was I supposed to know she was allergic to tomatoes?

Sigh.

I really did love her you know.

[Ironsmith]

A fiercely emotional romance brought to it's knees by tomatoes, compressed air and an apologetic yet totally genuine attempt at humorous brevity to save face in the midst of a loved one's emotional distress?

At the very least it's a paperback best seller romance novel, one just can't make these things in life up!

[Aaron Burr]

It used to be so fun.

[Ironsmith]

Oh come on Randi, have a heart it's almost Christmas! Look sometimes after enjoying a night of whirlwind romance and the cheapest beer young adults can afford that manky old chair in the living room looks alot like a toilet seat.

Burr was just being courteous and lifting the lid when it committed suicide off the balcony. It was covered in $$$$ anyway, what's the big deal?

[Aaron Burr]

She called the house today. I wish my old boss tried as hard to keep tabs on me.

Ah well. Guess we should get ready for round 2 of this crap.

[Mr. T]

Oh jeez the woman is possessed by demons. Run for the hills!