I burped in some skirts mouth. Sh!t happens.
I barfed on my date, near my date, and/or near my dates car.
I stood up my boy/girlfriend to go knock boots with someone else.
It was the roommate.
I got so drunk that I....
In an honest attempt to make up with my beloved, I sought counsel from a friend...that I boinked.
I called out the wrong name...more than once...and possibly more than one name.
I lied about...
You're only young once.
Well out with it my young star crossed lovers. What's the worst thing you ever did on a date. I don't even mean planned mayhem. I mean did anything ever happen to you on a date that ended up being the heights, nay the pinnacle of suck. Conversely, did you ever do anything like leave your date in a shopping cart at her front door.
Sorry, I'm coming up so utterly empty on this question that I can't even vote in the poll.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
I got so drunk I fell into the gutter on the Via Veneto. Earlier that evening had been on a "pub crawl" with four British sailors.
That sounds wickedly epic. Were I to list some of my romantic misadventures, I'm sure your hair would curl. I mean besides the stuff I posted in the poll.
What can I say? I'm a Renaissance man.
Does agreeing to go out on the date to begin with qualify as an answers?
Were you drunk when you said yes? Cause' I've done that. It's amazing what Olde English 800 will drive you to do.
Dang. I thought Olde English 800 was for external use only.Originally Posted by Aaron Burr
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
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