Obama Plans to Steal Furniture.

[Aaron Burr]

This seat taken.

I don't get it. Why would he say that he's going to steal that chair and take it with him...along with copper wire...when he knows you can't bring any of that junk with you in prison.

Also, for a guy who says he ain't watching the convention, he sure snapped back at Eastwood pretty quick. Good thing he has so much free time to care what some actor thinks about him. Man, that job must be cush.

[Zonga]

Condi accused jugears of leaking our military capability and technology secrets. She called him a traitor.

Has he tweeted about that?