Embassy Suites

[Aaron Burr]

Oh my God we're soooooooo sorry. Sob...this is all our fault...choke...how can we ever make it up to you?*

Cairo is for lovers

Libya is for lovers of dead Americans.

* Actual quote from U.S. embassy official to rioting crowd.

So there you go. 9/11 remembrance riots sweep globe on 9/11.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

So what film are the goat fuckers offended about now?

Must have spent some good money or traded their best camel to see the bourne legacy bomb.

[Aaron Burr]

Are you ready?

Really ready?

Really want to see the movie that none of the islimes have even taken a peek at?



I know, TOGTFO. But there ya' go. don't say I never did nothin' for ya'.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Guess you can't blame them, the editing really goes downhill after the first couple minutes.

[Aaron Burr]

Minutes???

[Zonga]

I guess the Marines weren't allowed to shoot to kill? Unbelievable.

[AQuaintLife]

So, does this mean you need to raise the price on your bacon candles? I'm sure there will be a mad rush as we all look to "pray for islam".

[Aaron Burr]

I'm thinking of lowering the cost if demand picks up.

[Zonga]

Why wasn’t there better protection at the consulate? Because that’s the way Secretary of State Clinton wanted it; the State Department posted no Marines to the consulate. It was staffed instead by those Libyan “security” forces. The consulate also had “no bulletproof glass, reinforced doors or other features common to embassies.”