IronSmith on the Loose

**Aaron Burr** · 09-21-2012, 12:39 PM

Jigga' wants to hype stock in BK. Who can blame him? It just went public back in June.

McDonald’s Calls Police On Man Dressed Up As The Burger King

Police were called to a local McDonald’s in relation to a disturbance caused by a man dressed as the Burger King.

In a police report provided to the Rome News-Tribune, officers indicated that they were summoned to the fast-food restaurant around 1 p.m. on Monday, in response to a call about a suspicious person on the premises.

The person was allegedly resplendent in full Burger King regalia.

McD's get Royally B!tch Slapped

I'm surprised he didn't show up as Lil' Wendy.

**Ironsmith** · 09-21-2012, 12:44 PM

A guys gotta fuggin earn anyway he can these days, besides those slackers at Roy's place are slipping when it comes to customer retention. A little advice for the clown posse, take EBT's at the drive through if you want to get your number's up!

Figured I'd cash in before that whining adopted ginger kid asses up the place again with her "Make it Fresh" propaganda. Fat Americans don't care if it's a week old, so long as it's bigger and tastes better than the competition.