Korans are worthless

[Aaron Burr]

Check it out my lil' pork eatin' infidels. Korans are a buck. One semi worthless U.S. dallah'.

One dollah round eye! So not explensive!

Someone was complaining about the high cost of heating oil so I went looking around the net.

Further, I see a flaming koran tower in my immediate video producing future.

[Ironsmith]

Flaming Koran tower huh? -EPIC win after another week full of seeing these f*ckers burn our flag and listening to jug ears apologize to the bastards.

I've had it with "ISLAM" and it's followers, they want you and me dead and there's nothing peaceful about these savages. Let's fuggin do this!

[Aaron Burr]

Fine. I just ordered a GO pro camera. Next, bulk order korans....you are goin' in on this right? Go buy 20 or 50 or something and we'll pool our resources.

[Ironsmith]

Oh hellz yea, you know I'm in. Fact I'll host the whole EC crew for this one if we want to make it a corporate event.

[Aaron Burr]

I suppose I should make a special thread so people know where to send their korans.

[Ironsmith]

Brilliant idea, I mean all the EC and Twitter peeps will want a piece of this action. Sign em, post a pic of them in the thread and send em in for the festivities.

[Mr. T]

So those rags cant even pull in a buck a piece for them. At those rates they are cheaper than a duroflame log.

[Aaron Burr]

Why don't you buy some and send them to IronSmith? We're working on a video project and could use a couple hundred for props.

[Mr. T]

Why don't you buy some and send them to IronSmith? We're working on a video project and could use a couple hundred for props.

I have a solution to that freight problem, it seems like the truck driver refuses to deliver those nasty qurans after all those homeless people used them as toilet paper. So I guess we will have to incenerate all of them so nobody catches any unholy diseases.



I have found a local minister who is more than willing to do the job.