School lunch a little on the light side these days? Thanks to Mrs. Jug Ears our kids are now starving in school cafeterias all over the country.
Way to go Moochelle, school lunch was the best meal some of those kids from "working class" families ever got.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Is she getting her drink on again?
Pretty sure she has to order room service and Lobster to get her drink on.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
The point is, some kids really are going hungry now with the lighter menu's and smaller quantities of food while Shelly orders cheap champagne and the most expensive caviar the Iranians can dredge off the floor of a Sturgeons bathroom.
Oh, and the lobster(S) *plurality* don't forget those or the appetizers. Like she needs a fuggin appetizer before an 18,000 calorie room service meal.
Sorry Little Johnny, the First Lady p!ssed away your milk money.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
This just in, while Little Johnny's stomach growls like a Pratt and Whitney jet engine hauling MooChelle to breakfast, this is what her morning menu looks like.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Look, kids are too young to vote and most parents want their children raised by the state anyway.
I do love that breakfast pic, Ironsmith. But it got me thinking. Toss out the muffins and put that great load of bacon between chicken fried pork chops. With some sausage gravy but not so much you drown the bacon.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Toss out the muffins, are you serious? How can you possibly be so shallow and callous as to not take poor Little Johnny's grumbling, empty stomach into consideration here?
Look the point is you have a delicious, albeit heart stopping upgrade with the addition of sausage gravy and pork chops and I'm all in for that. But let's not overlook Little Johnny's hunger scenario.
I mean do you really want him in such desperate straights he jacks your car or pulls a smash and grab at your crib?
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Oh, all right. Little Johnny gets the muffins, I get the pork chops.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
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