No ones calling dibs on the Wild Turkey, ZONGA!?Originally Posted by Uncle Al
No ones calling dibs on the Wild Turkey, ZONGA!?
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
I already stole the wild turkey, I needed something to wash down all that bacon with.
Fine, you explain to Little Johnny why the First Lady eats up all the damn food and you fools tossed each other for the scraps. The least you could have done was left him the bottle.
Now he's got nothing left to turn to, the realities of drug abuse and social diseases are all upon him and that damn Glock he stole from Uncle Al's place before he agreed to give up the muffins is missing a firing pin.
The poor starving kid can't even blow his own brains out, there's no more booze left to kill the pain and MooChelle has personally destroyed the only decent thing he has even known.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
I see T just swooped in and stole the good stuff.
As far as I'm concerned Little J. can have the bourbon. I much prefer Wild Turkey Rye Whiskey. It's hard to find but worth the effort. The rye bottle looks much the same as the bourbon except that it's green instead of the bourbon's red.
It goes very well with bacon. Heck, anything goes very well with bacon if you have enough bacon.
Hmm. Now there's a concept difficult to get my head around: enough bacon.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
Is there such a thing of having enough bacon?
I don't know. We urgently need a study to determine the answer to that vital question.
Being the selfless person that I am, I hereby volunteer to be a research subject.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
But Uncle Al, we all know there is no such thing as ever having enough Bacon or Mrs. Burr having enough bullets!
Good news, we swapped a truckload of fake Obama phones and EBT cards for ammo! So load those mags and blaze up, heck be a sport and take Little Johnny with you it might distract him from all those hunger pains.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
Lil' Johnny will eat f*cking snauseges and like it.
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