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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron Burr View Post
    Lil' Johnny will eat f*cking snauseges and like it.
    Yea, right before he says fugg it and shoots up the corner liquor store causes he's still starving. The point is Little Johnny can't shoot for sh!t and takes out the blue slushy machine and the beef jerky display every time he tosses the joint.

    I like blue slushies and beef jerky, but whatever. It isn't worth getting lead poisoning over.
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    Speaking of the black market, lets get some of the kids to push these items. I'm sure they will be a big hit.

    <---- it's a glock

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    Good one T, and that reminds me, what happened to those EC candy cigarettes we were supposed to have?

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    Glock, twice in the same thread? Look, we all know that God smites politicians that starve hungry school children and Glock loving dogs all without breaking a sweat. But whatever, do we really need to provoke Gods wrath in an election year?

    Show our Lord some love, can I get a chocolate 1911? It's for the kids and goes well with our Kill a Commie for Christ campaign.
    Last edited by Ironsmith; 10-03-2012 at 12:46 PM.
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