After the Debate

[Aaron Burr]

It's ovah!!! Mitt kicked Jug Ears backside into a pile of manure!!!


Let's just start with that premise since that's all I've been hearing from the media lately. The same media that said the election was over...the same media that...fug it. Let's try this again.

The debate is over, Mitt won, let's keep the momentum going until well after the election. Because, you know...those things have consequences. Case in point?

Veteran Emerald Triangle pot growers see their way of life ending
Pioneering marijuana cultivators in the hills of Mendocino and Humboldt counties are being pushed to the margins by the legalization they long espoused.

I know, you're thinking, WTF? This doesn't have anything to do with the debates or the MSM. You're right, this doesn't have anything to do with the debates or the MSM. If you had paid attention long enough to read the opening sentence, you would have realized that the debates are over. Therefore, we're moving on.

O.K. you know how I was against legalization of pot because it would upset the balance of commerce and mess up lives and junk? Plus it would let all the dorks too uncool to find a dope dealer suddenly get access to high quality junk? Remember how you guys all laughed? Well, the legalization laws passed and people took advantage of them. Result? It upset commerce, ruined lives and led to an untold amount of drama and junk. Plus, now there's all these fuggin' dorks running around thinking they're cool because they have pot.
Anyway, here's an unintentionally hilarious article by the L.A. Times that beautifully illustrates all of it.

The Secret Hippy Burial Ground

I highly (wink wink) recommend reading the entire piece. A.) it's written by one person, a rarity in journalism nowadays. B.) It also serves as an obvious example of bias in the media. C.)As propaganda for...um...old timey hippie morays and attitudes I guess. D.) And a slam against growth and capitalism in general.

The point is, be careful what you wish for, hippies. You really won't like it when it comes true.

I'll make sure of it.

[Aaron Burr]

And? Did I mislead you all? Didn't Romney just beat the fudge out of Jug Ears on national TV?

Exactly. I called this thing 12 hours ago. Which was why I moved on to the trials and tribulations of California pot growers. Which apparently only amuses me.

Fine.

[Mr. T]

It's Ya'lll come back now ya hear. We hazza anudder asssss whippin planned for that fool

[Zonga]

Whoa! Just got in. So there was a debate tonight? Wow. Did anyone believe jug ears had a chance without the teleprompter?

Jug ears will probably comment on the choom issue in the next debate. Holder is running guns to N California as we speak. Can't feel sorry for all those nonunion marijuana growers, everybody knows or should know that nothing happens with California government contracts without a union..

[Ironsmith]

Jug Ears got 'dat azz worked over like a part time job, Mitt nuked him from orbit and left him smoldering like the leftovers from a New Islam video shoot.

But whatever, the point is if those hippie weed growers think their numbers are bad with increasing competition they ought to trade in those Birkenstocks for steel toes and go do a bid on a dairy farm to make a buck.

Yea I know they just can't afford all that artwork and those tractor pulls like the good old days, and it's all Jug Ears fault anyways. He hates anyone making a choom buck he doesn't get a piece of. I heard Zero made Jeremiah Wright walk home one day after church for smokin up all his sh!t. I mean who does that to someone on Sunday?

[Zonga]

I expect jug ears will promise to legalize choom in his second term.

[Sienn]

Thanks for the recap. Drove 900 miles yesterday and visiting with my grandma trumps watching jug ears getting his ass handed to him.

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

It was global warming's fault

Gore blames Denver altitude for Obama's debate performance

[Zonga]

Oh geez.


If Gore went a mile high he's so bloated he'd probably blow up. Boyle's law teaches us that bloviating a mile above sea level causes the rapid expansion of an overinflated ego and BLAM!

[Aaron Burr]

The point is, Hippies are suffering. Whether Mitts doin' it or whether, through their own hippie stupidity, the hippies are destroying themselves, let's try and keep the focus on where it should be.