Compadres'

**Aaron Burr** · 10-04-2012, 07:13 PM

Do I know this guy? Yup. Am I jealous? Yup. Am I gonna' top him? Yup.

The federal police seized 200 bottles of liquor, as well as illegal fireworks, said an RCMP statement issued Tuesday....

Pimp of the Year

I not saying it's gonna' be easy, but it's well worth taking a shot at.

**Mr. T** · 10-04-2012, 10:31 PM

Hey at least he stiffed them on the fines. Sounds like he belongs here among all of us elite Evil types.

**Aaron Burr** · 10-04-2012, 10:51 PM

That's the best part. The man has style, if not contempt. Probably for the law.

The point is, driving a yacht around the North American continent sounds pretty
not gay and lends credibility to an otherwise frivolous endeavor. The illegal fireworks
is just the icing on the cake.

**Ironsmith** · 10-05-2012, 04:57 PM

Yea, your not finding that adventure on the gaydar anywhere. I'm assuming this is a motor-yacht and not a over sized rag bagger? That makes it even more cool because the guy is burning through massive amounts of fossil fuels from ancient life forms to power his pimped out floating last call porn studio in the modern age.

Nekkid chicks diving OB into icy water for fun? -Built in glass cutters if your scotch tumbler needs recycling after some heavy handed JBT move by the local water cops.

Strokes them a bad check to cover some fines to a place he's never going back to? Who could blame the guy, I'd use the cash for more booze and girls to play the role of first mate. They did confiscate his stash ya know, surely that wasn't a kind moment when everyone on board was forced to sober up against their will.

**Zonga** · 10-05-2012, 05:28 PM

I'm sure he thought of possible involuntary detox and laid in a good supply of benzodiazepines and anticonvulsants.

**spirit of Ronald Reagan** · 10-06-2012, 07:24 AM

Y'all are a bunch of heartless bastards, isn't anyone the least bit concerned about the muskox that got harassed?

**Aaron Burr** · 10-07-2012, 09:26 PM

It just makes their meat a little more gamey from all the muskox adrenaline coursing through their veins. The Inuit love that ish'.

The point is, how do I top this? Rip out all the seats on a commercial liner and shag around the world? Submarine tour around Africa?
Preferably something that humiliates Australia in some mild way.

**Ironsmith** · 10-07-2012, 09:51 PM

Check this out, we need to commission the EC Zeppelin! A super stupid big mofo with disc golf, racing go carts, dancing girls and swimming pool bars every 100 meters or so.

I was thinking all female topless crew and a firing range to blaze 'ish up when your in the mood. The only question is, how big does it need to be for the world's crown jewel flying pimp award?

We can sell boobie advertising on the sides of the thing and mount the giant Muhammad dildo to the top, kinda like the space shuttle on a modded 747 only way bigger.