T!Ts=MONEY

[Aaron Burr]

O.K. here's the deal.

An alcohol company is marketing a new brand of spirits by claiming that the product is first poured over bare-chested models before being bottled.

Here's the link to the story which includes the video. I really need to hire a nanny because this is exactly the kind of crap I'm famous for coming up with

And you're welcome.

[Mr. T]

I hope they use a strainer before serving the beer.

[Zonga]

Yea, this is for morons who can't get their own woman.

[Uncle Al]

Yea, this is for morons who can't get their own woman.

Or for the moron who has got a woman but one who has driven him to drink.

[Zonga]

Unky, I like the way you think. It's totally twisted and sick, but in a good way.

[Ironsmith]

I can't believe some foreigner beat us to this. It's unconscionable that some one else is stuffing massive amounts of euro's into some pole dancer's vacation fund over across the big pond and I had to make a buck off the back of some hard laborer's to keep my favorite stage girls in Alize and circus peanuts.

[Zonga]

Yea, you mix a shot of Alize with a coke and you've got a real drink there.

[Ironsmith]

What is it with you gals hopping up the Alize with sugar -It must be a let your freak flag fly thing huh?

[Zonga]

Sugar is energy, and energy is what Rudolf Diesel was all about.

[Ironsmith]

So your saying ol'e Rudy is responsible for all this drunken miscreant behavior, from his grave? That's an A game people.