Keeping your favorite stage girls for peanuts is awesome.
See people, this is why I come here. It's an education.
Keeping your favorite stage girls for peanuts is awesome.
See people, this is why I come here. It's an education.
Not just peanuts mind you, but CIRCUS peanuts. You know a brass pole polishing superstar in the adult entertainment world cant resist the temptation of their orange fluffy yummy marshmallow goodness.
I always thought they were a good substitute for a wanna-be heroin popper but what do I know? The point is long as they are dancing and not talking, were all happy.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
So we're all agreed that boob liquor is a fuggin' genius marketing move?
We just need to come up with something sleazi...better.
D!ck Morris Toe Drambuie.
Ooh! Ooh! I absofugginlutely love the image that represents, but I'm afraid that this product would only appeal to foot fetishists and nauseate everybody else. Not that there's anything wrong with foot fetishists, mind you, but I think they aren't very likely to be a big market segment and I don't know how affluent they are.Originally Posted by Zonga
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
What's that Mexican liquor with the worm? Ah, yes, Mescal. It gave me an idea that might bring in the big bux: Cheap spiced rum where every bottle contains a pubic hair from some celebrity or other. You know, people like Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan, Ricky Martin, Rachel Maddow, Sean Connery, Candace Bergen (there - that ought to cover a few bases). Maybe even Michelle 0, Paul Ryan, Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi, or Ron Paul for the political junkies. The great thing about this is that we could put any ol' pubic hair in there an no one would notice.
"Remember: Evil exists because good men don't kill the government officials committing it." -- Kurt Hofmann.
"Any government that seeks to disarm the people is one that can and must be resisted through force of arms." -- William Norman Grigg
"The historical reality of the Second Amendment's protection of the right to keep and bear arms is not that it protects the right to shoot deer. It protects the right to shoot tyrants..." -- Andrew Napolitano
One batch would denude the Beiber of the entire marketing ploy.
I say we market booze that contains fragments of islamic saints.
Don't like the D!ck Morris Drambuie? Tough rocks, that's what I got you guys for Christmas.
Whatever happened to hookers and a stocking full of blow anyways? I sure miss the good ole days...
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith
You're so funny, um, funny in a good way.
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