T!Ts=MONEY

[Mr. T]

I can't believe some foreigner beat us to this. It's unconscionable that some one else is stuffing massive amounts of euro's into some pole dancer's vacation fund over across the big pond and I had to make a buck off the back of some hard laborer's to keep my favorite stage girls in Alize and circus peanuts.

Just think about it for one minute. A lot of those European women dont bathe or shave.

[Ironsmith]

Look, 30 seconds with a cheap disposable razor and that gal is making me FAT bank under the bright lights. No one ever said pimpin was easy, those nasty Euro trash girls just need a little hygienic slap here and there to keep em in line.

Oh and btw warn people before you post SH!T like that, I'm fresh out of eye bleach.

[Uncle Al]

We each have our individual standards of what we find good looking, Fesmith, and I happen to like hairy pits. That's an attractive woman, especially the drugged-out looking eyes and the natural pits. I somehow get the impression from the foto that she'd make sure everybody had a good time and all would end up on a high note.

[Ironsmith]

So you wouldn't penalize her "financially" then for the hairy pits? -Outstanding, saves the cost of that disposable razor.

[Mr. T]

Sure wouldn't kick her out of bed unless they were braided.

[Aaron Burr]

Hmmm. I see the boob booze people picked their target demographic pretty well.