Where the fsck is everybody, eh? EH?

[Uncle Al]

If I were allowed to set up a front page poll, which I'm not, it would be this:

I have not posted to EvilConservatives.net lately because:

1. My mouse died
2. My mother kicked me out of her basement
3. My wife kicked me into the basement
4. Too much pr0n and my hands are too tired to type. Plus I really don't want to touch the keyboard.
5. I had to wash my hair
6. My ISP pulled the plug because I've been filesharing too many copyrighted Pat Boone songs
7. I've been too busy loading magazines and digging trenches
8. The judge ordered me to stay off the Internet for the next 36 months

[Mr. T]

We have been busy hacking into the government jobs testing site and making the tests impossible for any current college grad to pass.

[AQuaintLife]

9. This raising kids thing takes up alot of time. (Especially when your supervising them loading magazines and digging trenches.)

[Sienn]

1. Mini vacation to move my stuff from OH and got shanghi'd into removing and putting a new roof on my aunts house. Fun times.
2. Mist of Pandaria, have to get my nerd on.
4. Clearing the fields of fire around the house so when jug ears loses I'll have nice place to hunker down.
3. I'm always lurking so I really never went anywhere, just havent been on youtube much becuse of Pandora streaming all kinds of goodies.

[Uncle Al]

Well, it's darn good to know some of us are still paying attention. Thanks!

[Zonga]

been on the bender from 'ell

[spirit of Ronald Reagan]

We have been busy hacking into the government jobs testing site and making the tests impossible for any current college grad to pass.

That shoulda only taken a couple seconds, just take out all questions related to obama and that would fail most of them.

I for one have been on a top secret mission to deploy microscopic robots in the food supply to take over the world. Plus I'm the one that's been secretly switching everyone's coffee to folgers crystals.

Edit: oh wow, there's a video with that. Didn't show in Mr T's original post on my 'puter. Ghov'ment must be onto me and spying on me through al gore's interwebs.

[Mr. T]

Al Gorian has evil interweb vision and has locked onto your espionage

[Aaron Burr]

Yes....busy...update to follow.

Or not. I need help with the site.

Help wanted.

It's that or I just walk away from the site entirely.

[Ironsmith]

I got into it with an oak tree that was around when Ben Franklin was born. The fight lasted nearly three weeks and in the end I won, sort of. Destroyed my sciatic nerve and have gotten to know pain meds and scotch better than twin sisters at a brothel on half off night.