The man is the real deal. Despite what the crackpots say, he's not the Anti Christ, or even Evil. He's simply the next president.
Whoa, wait was that for real? I just came to after the last dosing of Oxycontin and Laphroaig, he knocked that one out of the park! I'll check back and watch it again later, sobriety can be very misleading.
"Every single one of you needs a psyche evaluation and some meds. Now apologize to the baby Jesus for acting like turds and go mug the homeless or something." -IronSmith