There, now I'm 3 for 3. Go ahead, watch the d*mn thing. See if I'm wrong. This is the foreign policy debate. Completely irrelevant to crack whores and Gary Johnson voters, but the rest of America would like to know what the fudge went down in Libya. The rest of America want's to know what's next for the U.S. in the middle east. The rest of America want's to know why Jug Ears invited the U.N. to watch our elections for...get this...CONSERVATIVE voter suppression. The rest of America thinks foreign policy matters because foreigners tend to kill Americans when we p!ss them off. It used to not be like that. Some of us are hoping it will return to the way it used to be. Fuggin' dead dictators and new banana processing plants where their imperial palaces used to be.
Anyway, go have fun tonight. I know I will.