Debate Summation

[Aaron Burr]

There, now I'm 3 for 3. Go ahead, watch the d*mn thing. See if I'm wrong. This is the foreign policy debate. Completely irrelevant to crack whores and Gary Johnson voters, but the rest of America would like to know what the fudge went down in Libya. The rest of America want's to know what's next for the U.S. in the middle east. The rest of America want's to know why Jug Ears invited the U.N. to watch our elections for...get this...CONSERVATIVE voter suppression. The rest of America thinks foreign policy matters because foreigners tend to kill Americans when we p!ss them off. It used to not be like that. Some of us are hoping it will return to the way it used to be. Fuggin' dead dictators and new banana processing plants where their imperial palaces used to be.

Ah me.

Anyway, go have fun tonight. I know I will.

[Zonga]

Yep you called it. Another win for Romney, we heard it here first.

[Aaron Burr]

You can't win debates if every single fact you use turns out to be a lie 30 seconds after you say it. The man contradicted himself in the same sentence over and over an over again. He reduced himself to a high school nerdlinger arguing over military equipment...it just went on and on. All Romney had to do way be patient and stick to the facts. Mission accomplished.

Yes, I've seen the insta polls, but you watch. These next couple of days are going to be tough on the Dirty Q-Tip.

[Zonga]

Good gravy, jug ears' debate performance is begging for an Aaron Burr cartoon!


Hop to it.


EDIT: Well, maybe not a full color cartoon, how about a sketch? A stick figure?

[Ironsmith]

Cinnamon car jacks Jug Ears limo and the whole Secret Service gets a happy ending? That's worthy of a cartoon...